What's the first thing you'd do if you were President?

"Make the cinnamin rolls bigger"

"Build a reptile house at the white house"

"I would sleep a long time"

"I would give every poor person a big fat check!"

"I'd want $1,000,000,000"

"I would eat chocolate bars."

"If I were President, the first thing I would do is quit my job as President."